Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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