ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
operation harelip BJ is a go
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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