I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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