I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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