cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I have already put on my inside pants.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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