One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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