Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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