do herpes really smell.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
When did we convert life to cartoon?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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