why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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