It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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