At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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