YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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