she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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