1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You don't make any sense
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He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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