mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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