So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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