You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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