Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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