just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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