wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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