That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Randomize
