i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
