as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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