I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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