yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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