do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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