I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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