your thong is hanging out like whoa
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
