i dont even know how to be here
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
try to milk me bitch
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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