He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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