How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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