I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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