he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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