When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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