Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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