i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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