I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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