please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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