DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
