i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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