I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
