i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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