I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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