He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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