Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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