Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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