doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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