They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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