please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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