I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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