As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Randomize