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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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