do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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