Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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