glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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