So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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