You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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